{"id":705,"date":"2021-03-31T03:10:07","date_gmt":"2021-03-31T03:10:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/?p=705"},"modified":"2021-03-31T03:11:32","modified_gmt":"2021-03-31T03:11:32","slug":"status","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/status\/","title":{"rendered":"Status"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul><li><em>&#8220;Mas, anaknya si D kayaknya nggak keterima di Unpad&#8221;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><em>&#8220;Mas, anaknya Bu W, sepertinya gagal masuk ITB&#8221;<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Begitu, informasi terkini dari si Yayang, wanita kesayangan saya selama 20 tahun pagi ini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;Kok, kamu tahu say?&#8221;<\/em>, tanya saya, yang sebenarnya sudah bisa menduga darimana kabar itu berasal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;<em>Yah, soalnya nggak ada status &#8216;Alhamdulillah<\/em>&#8216; <em>dan pujian buat anak-anak mereka&#8221;<\/em>, jawab si Yayang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;<em>Sekarang kan sudah pengumuman penerimaan mahasiswa baru jalur SNMPTN. Biasanya kalau anaknya diterima, pasti sudah ada status &#8216;Alhamdulillah&#8217; bertebaran di FB atau WA. Karena sampai sekarang belum ada, berarti, tidak keterima tuh mas<\/em>&#8220;, lanjut si Yayang dengan yakin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jawaban yang saya tahu sulit dibantah. Terbukti hampir selalu benar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kehidupan seorang manusia sekarang bisa dianalisa dari status di media sosial. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bahkan, oleh seseorang yang tidak punya akun media sosial yang manapun, seperti ibunya si Kribo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Bogor, 31 Maret 2021. <em>Istri saya bukan dukun kok. Cuma memanfaatkan akun FB suaminya yang kebetulan terhubung dengan banyak orang yang dia kenal juga<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Mas, anaknya si D kayaknya nggak keterima di Unpad&#8221; &#8220;Mas, anaknya Bu W, sepertinya gagal masuk ITB&#8221; Begitu, informasi terkini dari si Yayang, wanita kesayangan saya selama 20 tahun pagi &#8230; <a title=\"Status\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/status\/\" aria-label=\"More on Status\">Lanjut Baca<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":706,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonardyanto.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}